This girl (I assume it's a female) randomly messaged me on Yahoo. It's a very odd conversation. Also, I don't plan to try this the baking soda idea, but if you do feel free to let me know how it goes. This does get fairly gross and explicit towards the end. She talks about a fun experience she had with her dog. I don't really comment much til I hear the story. I never did get to figure out why she does this. I was sure it would end to be an advertisement. Ah well. It was amusing, at least to me.


[[17:34] priyagirl_25in: hi
[17:37] damodred25: Hi
[17:37] priyagirl_25in: How are you toda?
[17:38] damodred25: fine, you?
[17:38] priyagirl_25in: I'm alright. whatcha up to?
[17:39] damodred25: reading email
[17:39] damodred25: you?
[17:39] priyagirl_25in: just bored really. are you at home?
[17:39] damodred25: yep
[17:40] priyagirl_25in: do you have a dog?
[17:41] damodred25: my sister does, why?
[17:42] priyagirl_25in: I have a black lab. just something to talk about I guess. do you live with your sister?
[17:42] damodred25: nope, she has her own place. I have 2 cats and some fish
[17:43] priyagirl_25in: this may seem like an odd question. but do you have some baking powder in your kitchen?
[17:43] damodred25: mostly likely
[17:44] priyagirl_25in: I suppose this may also sound weird. but would you be interested in trying something interesting and fun?
[17:45] damodred25: O_o..... define interesting and fun
[17:46] priyagirl_25in: well, I would define interesting as something you had perhaps never considered, and fun as in something you will enjoy. however whether you would be in the mood for such a thing is entirely upto you
[17:46] damodred25: well you have to tell me now
[17:48] priyagirl_25in: Naturally I assume you have a little frend hidden under the mattress or someplace out of sight for private fun. I have found a way to take that experience to a new level.
[17:48] damodred25: really now?
[17:48] priyagirl_25in: Yes. btw, do you have company, or anybody home with you?
[17:49] damodred25: I think someone is around upstairs, but nobody in the near vicinity
[17:49] priyagirl_25in: is your computer in a room? not like a living area?
[17:49] damodred25: yeah it's in my roomo
[17:49] damodred25: -o
[17:50] priyagirl_25in: wanna give something new a try?
[17:50] damodred25: well tell me what it is and I'll let you know
[17:51] priyagirl_25in: well it simly involves getting your friend and a container of baking powder and locking the door for a few minutes. ;)
[17:51] damodred25: uh huh, does the baking powder watch or what?
[17:52] priyagirl_25in: well it is actually the guest of honor. combine it with a long friend and it will open your eyes.
[17:53] damodred25: I see... so why is this fun exactly
[17:53] priyagirl_25in: quite simply because of the way it feels. :) does it have to be sinister or complicated?
[17:54] damodred25: no, but usually one uses lube not powder
[17:54] priyagirl_25in: I know. you'd just have to trust me on this one. would you be adverse to my showing you how now?
[17:55] damodred25: ok I gotta ask, do you generally message random women and offer them masturbation advice?
[17:56] priyagirl_25in: sometimes. I was bored. we could always be friends. :)
[17:56] damodred25: it is possible
[17:56] priyagirl_25in: do you ordinarily save that sort of thing for night?
[17:57] damodred25: usually
[17:57] damodred25: though I've watched people do their thing in the day
[17:58] priyagirl_25in: I'll walk you through it. grab the toy and the powder and I'll teach you the trick.
[17:58] damodred25: haha, well I'm not really that in the mood right now
[17:58] priyagirl_25in: Do you have other pressing plans? it wouldn't take more than a few minutes
[17:59] damodred25: *chuckles*
[17:59] priyagirl_25in: it's no big deal. you could always try it later.
[18:00] damodred25: ok
[18:00] damodred25: I might do that
[18:02] priyagirl_25in: the method is to get a little excited first, you know, get things a little wet... you could even use the toy. next you would get the toy wet, wet it from tip to base using whatever you like, but lube probably isn't the best. then spriknkle the baking powder all over the wet toy all around.
[18:02] priyagirl_25in: then you simply insert smooth and slow, and then proceed as if nothing was different
[18:04] damodred25: ok
[18:04] damodred25: so what makes the experience so much better? baking powder is used to make things rise in general, not sure if I want that disturbing things. yeast infections are no fun
[18:06] priyagirl_25in: an infection isn't very likely, just give a wash when your done. the sensation of baking powder reacting with liquids is quite a phenominal thing to have in you
[18:06] damodred25: interesting
[18:07] priyagirl_25in: When I do that I get kinda crazy and extreme. :">
[18:09] damodred25: sounds like you have fun then
[18:09] priyagirl_25in: I try. its the second most amazing thing I have ever tried.
[18:10] damodred25: ok I'll bite, what's the first?
[18:11] priyagirl_25in: I'm not sure you're interested doubting thomas. :>
[18:11] damodred25: somewhat, does it involved baking ingredients?
[18:12] priyagirl_25in: you somewhat are interested, or are not? and no, no more baking goods
[18:12] damodred25: I am somewhat interested
[18:13] priyagirl_25in: alright. you may think this crazy or any number of things. but my #1 experience was my black lab
[18:14] damodred25: dogs aren't that well endowed
[18:14] priyagirl_25in: you'll be surrpised.
[18:15] damodred25: I'm sure I will
[18:15] priyagirl_25in: normal black lab: 8"
[18:16] priyagirl_25in: it seems small noramlly because most of it is inside his body until needed
[18:16] damodred25: right right
[18:17] priyagirl_25in: well its not like I set out to have that experience. it just happened
[18:17] damodred25: you were naked and bent over, the dog tripped and fell....
[18:18] priyagirl_25in: :P funny. actually I was fresh out of the shower and trying to find the earring I dropped.
[18:19] damodred25: I was close
[18:20] priyagirl_25in: he was bothering me and I thought he was just bored. then he got up on me and freaked me out because I felt his weight I was scared
[18:21] damodred25: personally I would have stood up and told the dog to get the fuck off me, then we'd have gone to the vet
[18:21] damodred25: but I'm nutty like that
[18:22] priyagirl_25in: well my dog has bitten a hand or two, but never me. Biting was my first thought, then pointy thing was after that. lol
[18:23] priyagirl_25in: He had scary good aim, he had me right away.
[18:24] damodred25: smart dog
[18:25] priyagirl_25in: well I know he's smart, but he surprised me. I tried to be nice about getting him to stop , ya know, and not get bitten.
[18:25] damodred25: you keep a dog around that you are worried might bite you?
[18:26] priyagirl_25in: No. just when he jumped on me for the first time.
[18:26] priyagirl_25in: I had no idea what was going through his mind
[18:27] damodred25: right right
[18:27] priyagirl_25in: well before you think I'm totally perverted. I have to add that right at that point he gave me a anatomy lesson I won't forget.
[18:29] priyagirl_25in: they have this thing near the base of their tools thats like a ball stuck in a hose.... the trick is its an amazing growing ball.
[18:29] damodred25: uh huh
[18:30] priyagirl_25in: he plugged himself in all the way up to it and after that all the walking, standing and rolling over I could do could not make it come out.
[18:31] damodred25: that could lead to an embarassing situation
[18:32] priyagirl_25in: fortunately no one was around. realizing you can't avoid the fate of being humped is pretty intense
[18:34] damodred25: I can't reallyimagine
[18:34] priyagirl_25in: he had tons of enthusiasm but as far as I know, no experience. yet, unlike boys, that didn't shorten the experience.
[18:35] priyagirl_25in: I think he didn't know how it was supposed to end
[18:35] damodred25: nature usually takes over
[18:36] priyagirl_25in: well can you tell me what nature lasts for 70 minutes?
[18:36] damodred25: couple guys I know
[18:38] priyagirl_25in: well i got another anatomy lesson from him. guys wait till the end to deliver. he delivers from the start and doesn't stop until the massive delivery when he's done.
[18:38] damodred25: uh huh
[18:40] priyagirl_25in: it wasn't tons, but it was steady. constant pre-cum. i wasn't hungry after a while, and then felt kinda ill at the end. i think his plugging the entrance forced everything deeper
[18:40] damodred25: right
[18:41] priyagirl_25in: i felt sick at the end, but I came like 8 times.
[18:44] damodred25: ok let me stop you there, cause I didn't want to before because clearly someone has put alot of effort into this story. though it is the standard, girl fucks a dog tale. you are assuming a few things, one, that I've never seen a dog's penis, and unfortunately, I have. two, you assume that I've never seen dogs bred, and I have. the reason dogs sometimes get stuck together is because the female's vagina claps down, not because the dog has some magical penis. another point is that women don't wander around telling random women about fucking a dog, so I shall make an assumption here, that you are working for a website and soon you shall tell me where I can find pictures. stop me if I'm wrong
[18:44] damodred25: because I did find this whole thing fairly amusing
[18:45] priyagirl_25in: Well I had planned to amuse you, however I have nothing to sell. :P
[18:46] damodred25: also I have actually heard some real stories that pertain to dogs and women. they generally have to be trained to have sex with a human. they don't really know what to do with one
[18:46] damodred25: so you do this for fun? wow, I'm not sure if that's better than being paid or not
[18:46] damodred25: ok so then my next question is, why do you do it?
[18:47] priyagirl_25in: well I thought we were having fun there for a bit. but I guess ou were just giggling the entir time. sorry, but I am now late for soemthing and I have to go. sorry bye
[18:47] damodred25: see ya, thanks for the giggle

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